Saturday, March 31, 2018

You've Got to Be Kidding Me


Mark 16:1-8
Easter
April 1, 2018
William G. Carter

When the sabbath was over, Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of James, and Salome bought spices, so that they might go and anoint him. And very early on the first day of the week, when the sun had risen, they went to the tomb. They had been saying to one another, “Who will roll away the stone for us from the entrance to the tomb?” When they looked up, they saw that the stone, which was very large, had already been rolled back. As they entered the tomb, they saw a young man, dressed in a white robe, sitting on the right side; and they were alarmed. But he said to them, “Do not be alarmed; you are looking for Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He has been raised; he is not here. Look, there is the place they laid him. But go, tell his disciples and Peter that he is going ahead of you to Galilee; there you will see him, just as he told you.” So they went out and fled from the tomb, for terror and amazement had seized them; and they said nothing to anyone, for they were afraid.


I heard about a church somewhere south of here, way south of here. It was a big church in a large city. On Easter they had a tradition of filling the chancel with lilies. Five hundred lilies, in fact. Sometimes they were arranged to form a large wall, other times in the shape of a cross. They were beautiful.

Each was offered in memory of a loved one for $8 each, so the insert of the Easter worship bulletin had a list of five hundred names, each remembered by the giving of a lily. Five hundred lilies, eight dollars each. They were beautiful.

In the sixteenth year of that tradition, it came unraveled. After worship was over, a woman who belonged to the church went forward. She announced, to no one in particular, “I’m going to visit a friend in the hospital. Can I take one of these lilies? I know I can’t tell which one I gave. They all look alike.” Before she got an answer, she went up to that enormous display, five hundred lilies, to get one. Then she turned to those who remained in the sanctuary and said in a shocked voice, “They’re plastic!”

A gasp went up from around the room. You’ve got to be kidding! At first, the concern was they were plastic. Then somebody said, “But we have paid eight dollars a piece for them. If they are plastic, they might be the same lilies used last year, and we paid eight dollars each last year. There was an instant buzz. Coffee hour was interrupted. Huddles formed. Somebody came up with a figure: 500 lilies, $8 each, 16 years; that’s $64,000 for the same lilies.

As I recall, the minister was new, and just as surprised as anybody. He gathered those who were upset and said, “I know the money has been put to a good use. It’s underwritten an emergency fund that helps folks in our community.” There were murmurs around the room, some approved, others did not.

To dispel the criticism, he tried to defend the practice another way: “After all, the plastic lilies are appropriate for Easter because they always bloom. They never die.”[1]

What do you think? I am thinking two things. First, these flowers up here are completely real. They are fragrant, they are beautiful, they remember the people we love, and they bring honor to the God who created them.  Second, that story I just told you is made up. April Fool!

Yet even though it is an invented tale, it can instruct us. There are more than a few “gotta be kidding me” moments in the Easter story we heard from the Gospel of Mark.

First, the big stone in front of the tomb is rolled away. Mark says it was a “mega stone,” very large. I once saw one of those ancient stones outside a grave in Jerusalem. It was designed to keep robbers out of the tomb, with the benefit of keeping someone inside. When the women arrive, the heavy stone is moved away. It’s hard to believe.

Next, there is the young man in white. Is he an angel? We don’t know; Mark has enough reverence that he doesn’t say. But this young man is sitting inside the tomb. He is calm, matter-of-fact, and completely in control of the moment. That doesn’t happen every day.

The three women are interrupted from their task. They had gone to anoint his body out of love and respect. His death had come so quickly. The burial was rushed because the Sabbath was at hand. So now they go to the tomb, and he’s not there. The women see this, women whose voice was silenced by a men-only culture. It reminds me of a Facebook notice that a friend put up: “Let’s have a more Biblical Easter. Only women can attend!”

And then, in the greatest “you’ve gotta be kidding me” moment, these women run away and don’t say anything to anybody. Really? Is that so? Then why are we here? How did we get the news?

Mark tells the Easter story in such a way that we are left scratching our heads. Is it true? Could Jesus be alive? He doesn’t say so conclusively, because that would reduce it to a mere fact, effectively shut it down, and dismiss it as a curious event of history. Rather, he tells the Easter story in such a way that it opens the whole thing up

Because what if it really has happened? What if Jesus is alive and still busy? What if the promise of the man in white is true – that if we go to Galilee, the place where Jesus did his work, we will see him? What if this Easter thing is more than something that happened a long time ago, and rather a way to unlock what God is doing here and now?

I will be the first to admit how I would love to have some tangible proof of the Resurrection. Wouldn’t be a relief, like Doubting Thomas, to put your finger in the nail holes and then watch his lungs rise and fall as he breathes? If that were the case, we could dispute his death, not his resurrection.

Every few years, some hotshot tries to do that, tries to out-think the crucifixion and say it didn’t really happen, that Jesus didn’t die – at least, not right away, that the whole thing was a scam to win over his feeble-minded disciples. My favorite sceptic was the so-called scholar who claimed the sponge dipped in vinegar that they handed to Jesus on the cross was dosed with a sedative. He swooned, they thought he was gone, they took him down, and then he revived sometime later. That’s an awful lot of speculation when everybody else agrees Jesus was dead.

The centurion said it. The small crowd nearby watched it. The authorities declared it. The man who donated the tomb knew it. Jesus was dead.

That, by the way, is what’s wrong with that goofy minister who had the five hundred plastic lilies in his church on Easter. Plastic lilies cannot die because plastic lilies never lived. If something or somebody never lived, then it cannot die. But here is the question that Easter raises: if someone dies, can they live again?

It is an unsettling question. Why else would these three women run from the tomb, traumatized and tongue-tied? That’s an easy one to answer: because everything they thought was settled is now actually unsettled. Jesus is not where they expected him to be.

It would be really easy for me to stand up here today and make a lot of noise, saying “He is risen from the dead! Be joyful. All is well. Don’t be afraid. Don’t worry, be happy.” I could keep saying that. I ask the choir to sing something loud and ask the organist to let it roar. We could all depart, put on our white shoes, eat a lot of ham, and go about the same old business.

But what if it is true? What if it’s all really true?

What if the work of Galilee is now our work? What if we joined Christ in feeding the multitude, in restoring life, in building relationships? What if we joined him in confronting the addictions and the illnesses that destroy life? What if we sat with those who are sad and prayed with them beyond their distress? What if we stood up for those who are plundered by the powerful, declaring that all God’s children have equal worth? What if we marched with the kids who don’t want to be afraid when they go to school?

What if we lived as if we are alive with Jesus? There would be nothing plastic about it, nothing artificial, no hype, no self-congratulatory nonsense – just authentic expressions of love and self-giving service. If we could live like this, the confirmation will come, that Christ is risen and Easter is real. The life of the Risen Christ would infuse our lives.

That’s when we shall see him. And in that moment, Jesus will look us in the eye, smile, laugh, and nod in quiet affirmation.

Then he will look at the powers of death and say, “And you thought you were in charge? April
Fool!


(c) William G .Carter. All rights reserved.

[1] Thanks to Fred Craddock, who invented the story in “The Waste of Easter.”

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